Scottye went to Disney World once and thought it was pretty cool... But he knows he can do better. He once almost got a job in Tomorrowland but quit to go make dinosaurs. His favorite dinosaur is the Triceratops. His favorite rides include the Haunted Mansion, Pirates of the Carribean, Revenge of the Mummy and Jurassic Park. When intoxicated, his favorite ride is ET. He once vomited while staring down a member of Rose and Crown staff. He was nine drinks in.
April 9th, 2018 | Season 2 | 34 mins 50 secs
3d, bodycams, design, disney, disney world, halloween horror nights, imagineering, indiana jones stunt spectacular, interactivity, mazes, mind control, universal studios, voting
Jim votes on a maze. Scottye is a total gamer. Also, the worst theme parks ever are discussed.
April 3rd, 2018 | Season 2 | 35 mins 56 secs
club 33, design, disney, disney world, imagineering, pirates, rollercoasters, sponsorships, tom sawyer island, universal studios
Scottye wins Salesman Of The Year. Jim brings a bay to Vista.
March 26th, 2018 | Season 2 | 31 mins 24 secs
design, disney, disney world, green screen, imagineering, memes, numa numa, nyan cat, roller coaster, star wars kid, success kid, superstar television, universal studios
Jim remembers memes from long, long ago. Scottye questions the statute of limitations.
March 19th, 2018 | Season 2 | 33 mins 43 secs
branson, design, disney, disney world, dragons, imagineering, king da ka, launch coaster, silver city, time traveler, top thrill dragster, universal studios, wild mouse
Scottye stops some hackers. Jim doesn't travel through time.
March 12th, 2018 | Season 2 | 31 mins 54 secs
buzz lightyear space ranger spin, design, disney, disney world, imagineering, men in black alien attack, toy story midway mania, universal studios
Jim hunts for nuts. Scottye evicts an old lady.
March 5th, 2018 | Season 2 | 32 mins 35 secs
amazon, american idol, david bowie, design, disney, disney world, elon musk, imagineering, jeff bezos, journey to the center of the earth, jurassic park, radiator springs racers, test track, universal studios, wonders of life
Everybody gets on the floor. Everybody rocks the dinosaur.
February 26th, 2018 | Season 2 | 37 mins 31 secs
design, disney, disney world, family, imagineering, intervention, it's a small world, mad tea party, roller coaster, universal studios, vista
Jim goes to the spin zone. Scottye has an intervention.
February 12th, 2018 | Season 2 | 33 mins 8 secs
cinemagine park, design, disney, disney hollywood studios, disney world, flume, imagineering, jurassic park, kali river rapids, splash mountain, theme park, universal studios, water ride
Scottye praises the Aztec(?) god of Twitch. Jim forgets about the splash.
February 5th, 2018 | Season 2 | 34 mins 44 secs
design, disney, disney world, figment, imagineering, journey into imagination, mascot, monorail, triceratops spin, universal studios, wild mouse
Jim visits a web. Scottye also visits a web.
January 29th, 2018 | Season 2 | 34 mins 51 secs
anti-disney, design, dirty, disney, disney world, disneyland, imagineering, instagram, magicband, nsfw, rock n roller coaster, social media, theme park, twitter, universal
Scottye goes NSFW. Jim keeps it clean till sunset.
January 15th, 2018 | Season 2 | 37 mins 40 secs
applebees, design, disney, disney world, disneyland, imagineering, interactivity, streaming, the weakest link, theme park, tower of terror, universal, voting
Jim and Scottye remember that they forget to set a challenge for last week. Jim rocks the vote. Scottye tries yelling orders.
January 8th, 2018 | Season 2 | 31 mins 47 secs
amusement park, arcade, big brother, design, disney, disney world, disneyland, imagineering, internet, konami, social media, theme park, twitter, universal, universal studios
Scottye and Jim bring their ideas for new parks. Scottye brings the thunder, and the crotches. Jim brings the quarters.
December 28th, 2017 | Season 1 | 32 mins 34 secs
disney, disney world, disneyland, season finale, superhero, theme park, universal studios
Scottye and Jim kill their babies. Or at least, Scottye says that is what Jim is doing. Jim doesn't not agree as they decide what attractions will live on forever in the annals of Apex and which should never have been thought up in the first place.
December 20th, 2017 | Season 1 | 32 mins 29 secs
bathroom of tomorrow, disney, disney world, disneyland, golden girls, golden palace, kfc, mr clean, peter pan's flight, sponsorships, superhero, theme park, toy story midway mania, universal studios, villain
Jim goes Clean. Scottye stays Golden.
December 11th, 2017 | Season 1 | 35 mins 11 secs
animals, chip & dale, disney, disney world, disneyland, emperor's new groove, goofy, hero, space, theme park, universal studios, villain
This week, Jim and Scottye talk dogs, chipmunks, armadillos, beavers, llamas, and the curious case of what exactly happens when you try to make a random animal into a SUPER POWERED ANIMAL. Pull the lever, Kronk.
December 4th, 2017 | Season 1 | 35 mins 27 secs
country bears, disco yeti, disney, disney world, footloose, its a small world, superhero, theme park, universal studios
Scottye and Jim bring music to the world of Apex. This episode might just be the peak of themed entertainment. Scottye plays the guitar. Jim cries.